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carry on my
lay your weary
lets see how uncomfortable a four minute video can make you
I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG
play this at my funeral
my wallet is empty just like my soul
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
sweet dreams are made of bees, who am i to diss a bee, travel the world with the seven bees, everybodys looking for……….bees
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
"hey can I copy your homework?"
“I was gonna copy yours”
today my best friend in college said Chanyeol looked like a girl and i was like
the pictures speak for themselves. i rest my case.
i procrastinate until it’s not even procrastinating anymore it’s just stupidity
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm